Saturday, April 12, 2008

Yeah, right!

Hey! Sorry I haven't written in a while.

Anyway, I hope none of you are believing what Peter Bretter is writing. First of all, I highly doubt he could get all of those girls to sleep with him (let alone one), even if they were drunk. Second of all, if any girl really did sleep with him, look out because he'll be calling you for three weeks straight just to see if you two are "okay."

In college he was too scared to be promiscious because he thought he'd get herpes and die in a week. Peter Bretter is a man-whore wanna be.
Oh, and I hope that girl did steal the $40 from your wallet AND the $65 you keep in the bottom of your sock drawer! Look in the sock drawer imaginary skanks.